My Name is Cheng Chen

Cheng Chen is so bored. Nothing to do but stand at door and wait to yell at neighbors. What a beautiful day to shout at neighbors. Finally, the nice neighbor from upstairs is coming out. Time to spring into action and greet him! Cheng Chen is such a 傻逼! That is how I will greet the neighbor!  "傻逼! 傻逼!    傻逼! " *"Shabi" or  傻逼 right translates to "dumbass". Literally, it means "stupid" "c word for lady parts" but not as offensive as c word for lady parts. As demonstration on this associated video, Cheng Chen Chinese vocabulary is severely stunted because Cheng Chen is smarter than everyone else  Neighbor so nice to greet me back. I am such an angry 傻逼. Almost time to get poke...

Cheng Chen is so awesome. Called the 311 noise complaint against the 2 year old upstairs. That will show her. It's Saturday morning. I deserve peace and quiet. Who does she think she is? Cheng Chen is much older than her. Show Cheng Chen some respect! This noise is intentional. The parents should bring to the playground. I own nice pair of noise canceling headphones. But I don't want to wear them because I am Cheng Chen. The city must be quiet for me. I show off to the cops that I am taking a coding exam. They so stupid, they don't know what that is. They don't appreciate it. Cheng Che is great! Be impressed by Cheng Chen! Robby stand by watch and judge! Who Robby think he is? Cheng Cehn ask police to talk private, but they still talk to other neighbor. Neighbor tell me to buy a single family house. I don't need to buy anything. I live here and child needs to obey. Parents are responsible for noise. Police ask Cheng Chen if he have children. No! I no have kids. I b...

At 1:50am you using washing machine to shaking the floor and keep you your neighbors wake up. What kind of person are you? I am taking note of you. I hope you will call police again. didn't you do laundry at 1:48AM? I clearly heard the machine shaking and the footsteps from above that woke me up. I would really appreciate it if you could pursue legal action. I am begging you please do.  The legal action will help you understand who the bad actor is. stopping saying crazy things to me. you are being  manipulated Fourth Wall Break How unhinged is this series of emails sent by Cheng Chen? First of all, if the neighbors were actually doing this, why would the call the police? How does that make sense, you moron?  Second, why does Cheng Chen always urge others to take legal action? And what are we all supposed to take legal action for? Obviously, he knows he's the mentally unstable aggressor. "stopping saying cray thing to me." Does he actually see the irony of that?