Boxes make me mad
Sometimes boxes make Cheng Chen Angry. I need to show them who's boss by kicking them. I am so much better than a box. Sometimes I move box with my foot. Other times, I kick box. If they don't belong to me, kick them. If they are delivered to Alice Zhou, just leave it outside for her to collect. Why should Cheng Chen lift a finger to help others? Instead, let's keep pressing on the neighbor's doorbell. Neighbors are like boxes that Cheng Chen is better than. Press press press. That makes it more efficient. It's like when I'm on the elevator, I need to keep pressing the button. That makes it go faster. I am a genius called Cheng Chen! Maybe I should go find a job. Then I could probably press elevator buttons to make them go faster. There might be some boxes at work to kick too. But who will hire me? I'm an idiot called Cheng Chen. **UPDATE** I applied for a job at a kick boxing company. I have such awesome skills at kicking boxes because I'm better than ...