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They tell lies! Only I do good review.

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 People review Cheng Chen online. Who they to say anything but good about Cheng Chen? Why Google not take this review down? Fourth Wall Break Cheng Chen giving people food poisoning? Sounds about right. RateMyNeighbor.com has similar reviews.

Bumper Cars

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Cheng Chen best at bumper cars. Cheng Chen no even need go to amusement park. Neighbor parking normal, why should I?! I hit car. Show I am the most best. No one is as good as Cheng Chen. My car get damage, I blame neighbor. If Cheng Chen had a job, Cheng Chen can't play bumper car! Then I be responsible for other thing or I get fire again.  Fourth Wall Break Cheng bumps a car in the parking lot because he's a jerk. No one is a bigger moron than Cheng Chen. Even when he walks by, he makes sure he was extra asshole and looks like he's taking pride in himself. The moron has 5 feet of space behind him! Here's the remix version: