My name is (not) Cheng Chen and I'm an idiot
My name is Cheng Chen Welcome to my blog. I am actually not Cheng (Geoffrey) Chen. If I was Cheng Chen, I'd be a complete jerk and a bully. I'd probably be better off euthanizing myself so that others around me would not have to suffer from my solipsistic nonsense. Everything on this blog is designed to be parody and satire of someone who might be named Cheng Chen. If you are a prospective employer looking into me, just stop right there. Don't do it! Do yourself a favor an move along. Nothing to see here. You can make your own decision before I potentially wreck your business. You'll find an interview a waste of your time. You won't understand me. Ask me for a writing sample, you'll probably get something written by someone or something else. I am an argumentative buffoon who does not take responsibility for myself or my actions. And since it is now stated on the internet that I am a buffoon, it must be true. I have anger issues. Man, do I get angry! Often time...