My name is (not) Cheng Chen and I'm an idiot

My name is Cheng Chen

Welcome to my blog. I am actually not Cheng (Geoffrey) Chen. If I was Cheng Chen, I'd be a complete jerk and a bully. I'd probably be better off euthanizing myself so that others around me would not have to suffer from my solipsistic nonsense. Everything on this blog is designed to be parody and satire of someone who might be named Cheng Chen. 

If you are a prospective employer looking into me, just stop right there. Don't do it! Do yourself a favor an move along. Nothing to see here. You can make your own decision before I potentially wreck your business. You'll find an interview a waste of your time. You won't understand me. Ask me for a writing sample, you'll probably get something written by someone or something else. I am an argumentative buffoon who does not take responsibility for myself or my actions. And since it is now stated on the internet that I am a buffoon, it must be true. I have anger issues. Man, do I get angry! Often times, it will be because I did something obnoxious and no one appreciates my exceptionalism. So i need to tell them and show them how angry I can get. Don't forget misogyny and chauvinism! Cheng Chen is sexist and racist like no other being.

I work in finance. I'll probably get fired since no one understands a word I say. You'd think that being here since High School, this Fuzhou boy would have picked up some skills in English, either written or spoken. I'm so jealous of those other immigrants who are much more liked than me, but it can't be because their language skills are better. It's probably not because they are better at overall communicating. It cannot be that they are more tolerable than myself, because, let's face it, I am awesome in my own mind.

You can't fire Yixaun (Alice) Zhou for being my wife. But what does it say about her decision making abilities if she decided to marry a complete jerk?

Anyway, let's hope this trend of my awesomeness can continue to be conveyed to the world. Cheng Chen is the king after all. 


*This is an exercise in absurdist observations of a terrible human being.

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