Thought I go to Haiti, but all I get is keychain

Cheng Chen so lucky no work. They think they don't want me to work. But really, Cheng Chen no want work. Good to have Yixaun Zhou work instead. This way, Cheng Chen stay home to diddle pickle all day like gigolo. Only problem when Alice no home, then who wipe Cheng Chen?

Today, I go wait in line. Someone told me I can go Haiti. Great to have tropical vacation in October while Yixaun Zhou working hard to pay mortgage. Such long line. Many want to go to Haiti with Cheng Chen.
Fan of Cheng Chen take picture of me on line. My best side too. Such long wait. Lucky they fire me because I such bad asshole at work to others. Now Cheng Chen has time to stand on lines. Such flexible life.


Finally make it to front of line. Cheng Chen find out this actually line for Heytea bubble tea. That better than trip to Haiti! I so racist anyway! Now I order two bubble tea for myself and they give me keychain too. Two for me! None for Alice. She buy herself later and another for me. Cheng Chen use own hard earned unemployment check for these.


Fourth Wall Break

Only Cheng Chen has the luxury to be completely useless to stand on a line for a keychain. Everyone else works and has other responsibilities. While he would like to fool people into thinking he is so important, we all know he got fired from his job for being disruptive, not getting along with everyone and being an outright racist. Let's also consider that he is completely incapable of communicating orally or written. Here's a picture of him and Sal Vulcano in HeyTea.




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