Peanut Worm! Famous Fujian cuisine!

Who neighbor think he is? He always smoking on balcony. Try to burn Cheng Chen house down with cigarette butts! He think he make pizza and that make him good?! Cheng Chen no eat pizza. Cheng Chen tell neighbor that I eat peanut worm on pizza! Peanut worm look like thing I like to eat most! 



I put peanut worm on pizza and make neighbor so jealous! Who he think he is?! I make Alice eat peanut worm later. So delicious Fujian dish.


Fourth Wall Break

Dear Reader, if you hadn't noticed, Cheng Chen is an absolute moron. It is true that smoking neighbors cause a nuisance to air quality. But the way Cheng Chen goes about it is to constantly go outside to yell at neighbors and send them harassing emails. One harassing email blamed a neighbor for wanting to set his window on fire because an extinguished cigarette butt was wound nearby. Such histrionics are the way of Cheng Chen. He thinks his drama is taken seriously. The neighbor happens to own a pizza business. And here he is (not) recommending a Fujian upgrade. While peanut worm is not solely from Fujian, it is emblematic of Cheng Chen's weird obsessions and dramatics.

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