Broken Microwave

Cheng Chen had a microwave. But it broke. Cheng Chen can't make popcorn anymore. Now Cheng Chen is sad when he smells popcorn from the neighbors. It makes me so angry! I told them not to cook recklessly. If I smell popcorn, I am jealous. If I smell any food cooked at home, I am so jealous. All we eat is poke and bubble tea. Every night! I pretend to like. And now, no popcorn. I need to get new microwave to hear up my 8th avenue rice boxes. But for now, need to remove this microwave.

Microwaves are supposed to be special waste. There are disposal instructions from sanitation. But I am Cheng Chen. I am special! I follow my own rules. Supposed to do this on recycling day. And it's not!


This reminds Cheng Chen of when Cheng Chen and Yixaun (Alice) Zhou were so awesome at letting that TV rot on the lawn for over a month that summer.  I am Cheng Chen and I am exceptional at trash. Just look at me!

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