Char Fujian Meat

Robby no bbq for Cheng Chen anymore. It not hard. I know I skill-less moron, but I can burn food. Cheng Chen no care it illegal. I show them all I can burn food. Cheng Chen hate oily smoke from neighbor range hood. They cook bean sprout so recklessly! Make Cheng Chen mad! I complain! They choke me. Now I choke everyone, including Cheng Chen. But it OK, because Cheng Chen in charge and king!


Beautiful neighbor think I so hot. She put fan to cool me off! She not as beautiful as Robby though. I miss him cook me sausage. I see Robby look at me in camera. I take picture of camera take picture me. That call selfie. Robby judge me with cleavage woman. They no approve of Cheng Chen skill. My Fujian meat so char! Maybe Cheng Chen share with Alice before I need to Cheng Chen all this Fujian char meat!


**Fourth Wall Break**
Charcoal Barbecues
Cooking with a charcoal barbecue is legal on a terrace or in a backyard — but not on a balcony or roof.  

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