I hate numbers and parking stops

Cheng Chen doesn't like parking stops. Cheng Chen already push with foot. Have to do all the time. Cheng Chen doesn't care if the parking divider is in a good position. Everyone else have to live the way Cheng Chen wants because I am Cheng Chen!

Who does neighbor think he is to par correctly in his own spot? I own that spot because I  Cheng Chen! What numbers around my spot?! Cheng Chen angry. Cheng Chen scare numbers! Cheng Chen hit car in front. Cheng Chen show numbers who not scare!



Fourth Wall Break

Cheng needs to move the parking divider because he's a thug with no sense of ethics or morality. He just has to cause problems with others. There's no reason to move it and to leave it in a bad position. He just wants to be significant in the world.  What's worse is Alice Yixuan Zhou is complicit with his hitting other people's cars. But maybe she actually said something to him about it since he seems angry at the chalk markings. Incidentally, the markings show that he is parking with 5 full feet behind him and extending himself into the spot in front 2.5 feet. Just saying. None of this is necessary unless you are a complete psychopath.

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