Strong and brave

Neighbor ask Alice why she let Cheng Chen hit car. Alice no answer because Alice is mute. But why he think he get away with yelling at her? Maybe he think she deaf. She mute! Not deaf! Or maybe she both and that how Cheng Chen trick her to marry.

No one stronger and braver than Cheng Chen. Cheng Chen no let them get away with this. I yell at neighbor wife. I chase her because that why Cheng Chen so strong and brave. She even slower because she have baby in stroller. That her problem! Give Cheng Chen one advantage. And I tell her not to hit my car! This so confuse to neighbor because Cheng Chen the one to hit his car. I so cleva. They don't understand! Because no one braver or smarter than Cheng Chen. I can chase a lady with a baby! Respect!




Neighbor so angry!  Yell at Cheng Chen!? Why they not scare I show how brave to chase after woman with baby?! Why no respect? Cheng Chen always want to touch neighbor so bad. I so cleva I take advantage of situation. Cheng Chen stick elbow into neighbor. I get to touch him. But he so angry? Why so angry? I tell him not to touch me! I so cleva. No one suspect how much I like to touch him. Not even Alice. She didn't say anything anyway. That beauty of having mute pet who act like personal back account. 


Fourth wall break

Seriously... What kind of chicken shit coward chases after a woman and a baby in a stroller? 

And elbowing someone only to complain that they're touching you... Weak... Deranged!

If only Cheng Chen spent more time learning English by watching the Simpsons instead of copying their childish absurdism.


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