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Strong and brave

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Neighbor ask Alice why she let Cheng Chen hit car. Alice no answer because Alice is mute. But why he think he get away with yelling at her? Maybe he think she deaf. She mute! Not deaf! Or maybe she both and that how Cheng Chen trick her to marry. No one stronger and braver than Cheng Chen. Cheng Chen no let them get away with this. I yell at neighbor wife. I chase her because that why Cheng Chen so strong and brave. She even slower because she have baby in stroller. That her problem! Give Cheng Chen one advantage. And I tell her not to hit my car! This so confuse to neighbor because Cheng Chen the one to hit his car. I so cleva. They don't understand! Because no one braver or smarter than Cheng Chen. I can chase a lady with a baby! Respect! Neighbor so angry!  Yell at Cheng Chen!? Why they not scare I show how brave to chase after woman with baby?! Why no respect? Cheng Chen always want to touch neighbor so bad. I so cleva I take advantage of situation. Cheng Chen stick elbow into ...
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I hate numbers and parking stops

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Cheng Chen doesn't like parking stops. Cheng Chen already push with foot. Have to do all the time. Cheng Chen doesn't care if the parking divider is in a good position. Everyone else have to live the way Cheng Chen wants because I am Cheng Chen! Who does neighbor think he is to par correctly in his own spot? I own that spot because I  Cheng Chen! What numbers around my spot?! Cheng Chen angry. Cheng Chen scare numbers! Cheng Chen hit car in front. Cheng Chen show numbers who not scare! Fourth Wall Break Cheng needs to move the parking divider because he's a thug with no sense of ethics or morality. He just has to cause problems with others. There's no reason to move it and to leave it in a bad position. He just wants to be significant in the world.  What's worse is Alice Yixuan Zhou is complicit with his hitting other people's cars. But maybe she actually said something to him about it since he seems angry at the chalk markings. Incidentally, the markings show t...
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Better than a parking stop

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Cheng Chen so strong. Cheng Chen move parking divider for fun to show strength. Alice Yixuan Zhou so impress by strong Cheng Chen. Fourth Wall Break Everything is fine and normal. Not for Cheng Chen. He just has to stir the pot! As one neighbor said, "This is so unnecessary" 
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They tell lies! Only I do good review.

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 People review Cheng Chen online. Who they to say anything but good about Cheng Chen? Why Google not take this review down? Fourth Wall Break Cheng Chen giving people food poisoning? Sounds about right. RateMyNeighbor.com has similar reviews.
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Bumper Cars

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Cheng Chen best at bumper cars. Cheng Chen no even need go to amusement park. Neighbor parking normal, why should I?! I hit car. Show I am the most best. No one is as good as Cheng Chen. My car get damage, I blame neighbor. If Cheng Chen had a job, Cheng Chen can't play bumper car! Then I be responsible for other thing or I get fire again.  Fourth Wall Break Cheng bumps a car in the parking lot because he's a jerk. No one is a bigger moron than Cheng Chen. Even when he walks by, he makes sure he was extra asshole and looks like he's taking pride in himself. The moron has 5 feet of space behind him! Here's the remix version:
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Char Fujian Meat

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Robby no bbq for Cheng Chen anymore. It not hard. I know I skill-less moron, but I can burn food. Cheng Chen no care it illegal. I show them all I can burn food. Cheng Chen hate oily smoke from neighbor range hood. They cook bean sprout so recklessly! Make Cheng Chen mad! I complain! They choke me. Now I choke everyone, including Cheng Chen. But it OK, because Cheng Chen in charge and king! Beautiful neighbor think I so hot. She put fan to cool me off! She not as beautiful as Robby though. I miss him cook me sausage. I see Robby look at me in camera. I take picture of camera take picture me. That call selfie. Robby judge me with cleavage woman. They no approve of Cheng Chen skill. My Fujian meat so char! Maybe Cheng Chen share with Alice before I need to Cheng Chen all this Fujian char meat! **Fourth Wall Break** NYC Fire Code §307.5.1 states: Charcoal Barbecues Cooking with a charcoal barbecue is legal on a terrace or in a backyard —  but not on a balcony  or roof....
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LinkedOut DM

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Cheng Chen want to slide into your DM. Cheng Chen use LinkedIn because no one wants to talk to me elsewhere. I look for work even though I have Alice Yixuan Zhou to pay my bills.  This what I have to say to neighbors who think they better than me because they employed. I not stupid! Cheng Chen got bill payer called Alice!  Fourth wall break Can you believe this moron sends an unsolicited personal essay about his purported greatness and also manages to send a DM on LinkedIn with an unimaginative critique? Just get a job and use your energies on something other than torturing your neighbors. Here's a response: Dear Cheng Chen very impressive living history - how can you stay living so long when everyone around you hates you so much? thats something i would like to learn from you. can you share please?  THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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